tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5430917408212835186.post2285548986644828358..comments2023-03-26T09:32:07.414+02:00Comments on Metis Meets Mittington: Open Letter to the Irish ElectorateAlfred B. Mittingtonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09408858308842184986noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5430917408212835186.post-60490836507307266772012-05-29T13:29:09.471+02:002012-05-29T13:29:09.471+02:00I have no doubt that you are one of those infallib...I have no doubt that you are one of those infallible folk who never make a spelling mistake - which says more about your toilet training than I ever wished to know. As does your fantasy about the ultimate use to be made of printed pages you do not understand or appreciate.<br /><br />And as for Too Much Sauce either in literature or life... please don't make me laugh! Remember you do not need to read my blog or my books. If you do not like it, just turn away and go back to the Hustler Channel that you came from.<br /><br />I can sail my readers to the sauceboat but I cannot make them think. If you get my meaning...<br /><br />Al MittingtonAlfred B. Mittingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09408858308842184986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5430917408212835186.post-21492565626632060682012-05-29T13:19:20.711+02:002012-05-29T13:19:20.711+02:00She wasn't called 'het'. And the least...She wasn't called 'het'. And the least you could do is capitalise her name.<br /><br />It's too late to return the book as its pages have come in handy - very handy - for a use that cares not whether they're prior-stained with fish and chip grease.<br /><br />IMHO - there's far too much sauce altogether in your posts, literally and figuratively.<br /><br />But, hey, it's a free world.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5430917408212835186.post-79825904619459574652012-05-29T13:12:06.205+02:002012-05-29T13:12:06.205+02:00That's ANOTHER book, you silly dunce. My bests...That's ANOTHER book, you silly dunce. My bestseller 'Voyage to Mayo' is about the Golden Sauce. My 'MontesquiEU' about the way Brussels treats Ireland in a - your words, not mine! - Up The Arse manner.<br />So go back to the bookshop (if you know what that is), talk to the salesgirl (if you know how to talk to women), return the book you have (if it is not full of fish & chips stains) and ask het to give you the one you so ardently wish to read... But on second thoughts: if you are unable to decipher the title correctly, what would an illiterate baboon like yourself do with an entire book full of long, difficult words? <br /><br />Alfred 'Miserly Midas' Mittington (NO REFUNDS!)Alfred B. Mittingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09408858308842184986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5430917408212835186.post-70262518884320434402012-05-29T12:58:33.644+02:002012-05-29T12:58:33.644+02:00I bought your book thinking it was about Ireland -...I bought your book thinking it was about Ireland - or a part of it at least. But it turned out to be about some Frog's love of some up-its-arse sauce!<br /><br />I want my money back!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com