Sunday, 24 February 2013

Vota Berlusconi !!




Cari amici italiani,


Sfruttate l'occasione unica!

Fate il vostro dovere, e vota Berlusconi!

Sì: Il Condottiero è un falso spudorato, ma Bruxelles lo teme come un vampiro teme un crocifisso costruito di aglio.

Così deve fare qualcosa di giusto!


Alfredo di Mittingtonia

For a discussion of the Italian situation, clear-headed as ever, see this article of Professor Krugman.

Thursday, 14 February 2013

Growth and Jobs in Eurolandia Yet Again!


Please Sir: I want some more Austerity...?

Eurostat, that famously red commie fascist Eurosceptic agency filled with vile populists who never miss a chance to slander and abuse the glorious efforts of the European Union towards the Golden Dawn of Politically Correct World Government, has just come out with economical statistics over 2012.

The numbers demonstrate, beyond even the most unreasonable doubt, that yet again the Euro and the EU bring Growth and Employment to the old continent.

The following countries have seen roughly the following developments of their economy:
            Germany shrank 0.6 %
            The Netherlands shrank 1 %
            Italy shrank 1 %
            Spain shrank 0.7 %
            France shrank 0.3 %
Cyprus shrank 1 %
Portugal shrank 1.8 % (after Supreme Austerity!)
The whole of the Eurozone (17 countries) shrank 0.5 %.
The whole of the EU (27 countries) shrank 0.3 %
(which proves once again that countries with the Euro shrink at a far more accelerated rate than countries which do not use the Euro!!!)

As for unemployment I merely want to cite the cases of Greece (27 %) and Spain (26 %). That is more than a quarter of the working population, and going towards a third of the working population.

Eusterity and Troika Treatment are clearly working wonders. Therefore kindly repeat after me: Long Live the Divine Euro, our God and Saviour!!!!


Monday, 28 January 2013

The Book of Burning Questions (6)



I'm just posting the below to get them out of my system, where's they've been languishing for too long already. With the possible exception of the last one, they are not necessarily the coolest answers to the following Burning Questions




Q: Why did the Egyptians built the pyramids?
A: To attract tourists and earn hard currency


Q: Who was Jack the Ripper?
A: Duncan Merryweather, 25 Albemarle Street, London


Q: Are men more intelligent than women?
A: If you ask such a silly question, you must be a man...


Q: Who was the man in the iron mask?
A: Louis XIV´s perfumer


Q: Is the Outside of a Horse really the best thing for the Inside of a Man?
A I don’t know. How often did you eat horse-hide?


And a naughty one to end it all:


Q: What did Julius Caesar tell Mark Anthony after he bedded Cleopatra?
A: He said: Vidi, Vici, Veni... 



Thursday, 20 December 2012

Season Greetings (Conditional!)



IF the Maya were wrong




AND Time does NOT stop after the 21st of December




THEN we wish you all a Merry Christmas 
and a Happy, Prosperous 2013 !


 Hannibal
Ivana
Vera
Grisha

&

Alfred B. Mittington


Brian Whelan: The Three Magi


In the unlikely case that the world does continue, 
Metis Meets Mittington 
will be back in the first week of January.



Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Second Thoughts on the Second Amendment


Metis Meets Mittington is not supposed to turn into one of those tiresome Polemic Blogfields, of which there are already too many, with too many participants, and too much waste of good pixels. Nevertheless, I will for once make an exception, and add some comments and thoughts to the running discussion on gun control that has surged over the last few days in the wake of the Connecticut shooting, simply because the subject is so very serious. And I propose to do so in the most respectful manner possible towards all sides, simply so as not to antagonise or provoke anybody into harsher, more unrelenting positions.




Let me make a thing or two clear from the start. I am not an American citizen. I no longer reside in the USA. As such, my opinion on such matters counts for little, and must be understood merely as the thoughts of a well-educated member of the human race, gifted with a goodly bit of common sense and a large experience in life.


Let me make another thing clear right away. Like any superpower nation, America, and the Americans, have their faults and their weaknesses; faults and weaknesses which are inevitably inflated and made worse by being on top in the geopolitical reality. Nevertheless, the place is a functioning democracy with a solid base. And I wish to make clear, from the very start, that I have the highest regard for the American Constitution, which – much as it is imperfect as anything that Man makes – has done an admirable job over the last two hundred and thirty-four years.




Does this imply, however, that I squarely support the Second Amendment, which forbids the government to stop its citizens from bearing arms? Well, yes and no. As long as it is in place, and interpreted the way it is presently being interpreted, one must, when in America, abide with it. But constitutional law is not wholly writ in granite, dear reader. An amendment, and – yes – even an original article, may be changed or repealed; as was done in the case of the amendment forbidding the drinking of alcohol, for instance, and in case of the shameful article which counted Afro-Americans as only 3/5 of a human being (when allotting seats to Congress) and as unworthy of the vote at all (in the electoral rules).


Would there be a reason to change or repeal the Second Amendment? Well: it is my firm opinion that there is certainly reason to update it, to bring it better in line with the changed reality in the USA today. Let us be frank. What, do you think, would fellows like Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, and Ben Franklin, to name but a few of the ‘Gods’, think if they were to return to the USA today? Don’t you think they’d be aghast at the spectacle of disturbed citizens shooting up kindergartens, schools, movie-houses and hospital waiting rooms with sub-machine guns bought in a local drug store on the corner? And would they not be shocked to see that half the nation is willing to condone and accept such massacres, in the name of constitutional rights? If you answer this question in the negative, I wonder if you understand the nature and character of your own admirable Founding Fathers, who were not only great thinkers, but men of deep feeling and common sense.


What exactly does the Second Amendment stipulate? Well, it says this:

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed

That text is pretty clear as to the plain intention of the authors. It does not say: anybody has the right to possess any sort of weaponry he fancies, to do with as he pleases, for fun or self-defense or intimidating his neighbors, or – even – to defend himself, his family, and the rest of the community, against the evil hordes who soon will invade suburbia. It speaks clearly of the intention to maintain a ‘well regulated militia’, i.e. a military force consisting of the free citizens of the country, with a stake in the survival of the state, able and willing to stand up to foreign invaders. That, and that only, was the intention of this amendment.  




The inspiration for this was, of course, the American Revolution, in which those same Free Citizens stood up against the standing army of England sent to subdue them and bring them back into the colonial fold. America, dear reader, was something new in the 18th century. It was a country run by Burghers, by commoners, by folk like you and I. And this was the essence of the thing. In the old continent, ever since medieval times, commoners were forbidden to bear arms, which was a privilege of the nobility, meant to guarantee aristocratic hegemony. The Second Amendment clearly meant to break ruthlessly with the vestiges of that tradition. This made plain sense. It was what the times demanded, for the survival of the nation.


But do modern times still demand the same thing? Hmmm… Not really. Let us face it once again. The world, and America, have changed. Today, what is left of a Militia in the States plays a very minor role. National defense no longer depends upon it. America now has its own professional, standing army. And weapons have changed considerably. What the founding father envisioned was the honest citizen or pioneer, with a one-shot musket or rifle, mounted, at the most, with a bayonet. They certainly were not thinking of rapid-fire weapons that kill dozens of people in a matter of seconds, in the hands of any disturbed adolescent.




Why are these modern weapons allowed today? Only because of a most arbitrary criterion, dear reader. For, as I explained in my last posting, in a somewhat sarcastic manner: one might as well accept that ICBM rockets or battle tanks are weapons whose possession ‘shall not be infringed’. However, I have no doubt that no judge anywhere in the US would uphold that right; and I have no doubt that even the Supreme Court would rule that he was right to forbid private possession of nuclear warheads. Ecco: there are weapons whose possession, even under this constitutional amendment, the state may indeed ‘infringe’. And that is legal precedent. It opens the door to a stricter interpretation. One that forbids all assault weapons, all automatic and semi-automatic guns. Everything, in fact, more powerful or destructive than a handgun or a hunting rifle.


I still had some other thoughts I wanted to elaborate on, but this post is already long enough and time is short before I set out for my yearly Christmas destination off Madagascar. So let me just close this discourse with a simple reasoning which I hope you will all consider:


A madman with his bare hands, may kill one person. A madman with a knife may kill three. And a madman with a gun kills dozens of people before he can be stopped. Yes: it is people who kill people. But a person with a gun kills many more people than a person without one.


My apologies for a lengthy, and awfully earnest, post. And Peace On Earth to you all!