Thursday, 14 February 2013

Growth and Jobs in Eurolandia Yet Again!


Please Sir: I want some more Austerity...?

Eurostat, that famously red commie fascist Eurosceptic agency filled with vile populists who never miss a chance to slander and abuse the glorious efforts of the European Union towards the Golden Dawn of Politically Correct World Government, has just come out with economical statistics over 2012.

The numbers demonstrate, beyond even the most unreasonable doubt, that yet again the Euro and the EU bring Growth and Employment to the old continent.

The following countries have seen roughly the following developments of their economy:
            Germany shrank 0.6 %
            The Netherlands shrank 1 %
            Italy shrank 1 %
            Spain shrank 0.7 %
            France shrank 0.3 %
Cyprus shrank 1 %
Portugal shrank 1.8 % (after Supreme Austerity!)
The whole of the Eurozone (17 countries) shrank 0.5 %.
The whole of the EU (27 countries) shrank 0.3 %
(which proves once again that countries with the Euro shrink at a far more accelerated rate than countries which do not use the Euro!!!)

As for unemployment I merely want to cite the cases of Greece (27 %) and Spain (26 %). That is more than a quarter of the working population, and going towards a third of the working population.

Eusterity and Troika Treatment are clearly working wonders. Therefore kindly repeat after me: Long Live the Divine Euro, our God and Saviour!!!!


5 comments:

  1. You sound so cheerful and optimistic dear Alfred :) I'll hold a vigil for Europe]s recovery (since it's in my best interests that it recovers ;D).

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  2. Perchance, do you know the statistics of any non Euro countries such as the UK and, non EU (industrialized) countries, Canada, US and Japan for example??

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  3. I see them come by, daily, but I do not master them sufficiently to make a valid comparison. Hence my silence. If you wish to contribute....?

    Alfred

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  4. Sorry I don't. I was hoping that perhaps you did.

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  5. Well, let's both look out for valuable material. It would be good to know how the rest of the world is doing, as Europe suffers. I do know that Turkey is growing at a rate of about 8 % a year these days! Amazing! And of course that's not even mentioning the famous Asian Tigers...

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