From your hairdresser: ‘Ooops….!’
From the orchestra director: ‘Tonight the
Fat Lady will sing all of Bach…’
From the tax-inspector: ‘If you’re so rich then why aren’t you
smart?’
From a drunk chef: ‘The pan is mightier than the sword!’
From the literary critic: ‘Mittington is
of course a fine writer, but does he know how to type?’
From your surgeon: ‘Ooops…!’
From a drunk stand-up comedian: ‘The pun is mightier than the sword!’
From the literary critic about your
penultimate book: ‘Very nice…’
From the concert hall management: ‘Elvis
refuses to leave the building!’
From a drunk seamstress: ‘The pin is mightier than the sword.’
From the literary critic about your last
book: ‘The best thing one may wish this budding young genius, is an early,
tragic and romantic death…’
From your lover: ‘Ooops….!’
From the news reader: ’today 80 % of the
electorate voted in the European elections…’
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