There you have it: Writer’s Blog!
Today, dear reader, the words don’t come and those that do arrive refuse to arrange themselves into well-ordered sentences of genius.
I can only apologize and suggest that you read an old article of mine on the ever-amusing subject of Gibraltar. Click here.
Or, alternatively, check out Colin Davies’s blog of yesterday, which offers some brilliant paragraphs. Click here.
I promise that tomorrow Alfred B. Mittington will deliver again with Murder of Mayonnaise, Part II.