Watch that idiotic Songfestival with its hordes and cohorts of 20-year old fausse-blonde lamebrain barbie-dolls done up in silicones, push-up bras and botox hopping up and down on stiletto-heels they cannot walk on to the beat of the guitars they know not how to play so as to sing a song that barely escapes through their bungled nose jobs and
¡¡¡ VOTE THE BURANOVA BABUSHKAS !!!!
GO HONEYS GO!
[Postscript 27 May 2012: Alas, dear readers, it was not to be. The Prize of this Inane Festival was carried off by a dark-haired Swedish teenager (BUT WHO EVER HEARD OF A DARK-HAIRED SWEDE? SHE MUST BE DYING HER HAIR!) Our Formidable Grannies did, however, come in second. So my congratulations to them for their performance, and to you, dear reader, for your efforts and your votes! Both of you did well! Bravo!]